Sábado Quatorze

Matheus Freitag. 21. Southern Brazil
Indie Developer, Looking Addicted, Modern Family Lover, Portuguese speaker.

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umpteenthstupidfeelings:

gorillateaparty:

impolitecanadian:

bebe-benzenheimer:

newtsckamander:

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

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I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

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May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

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davidout-sortir:

This is so important.

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susiethemoderator:

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susiephone:

danicashipper:

clever-ginger:

takineko:

bitch-diarrhea:

parks-and-rex:

Jesus: One of you will betray Me

Judas:  Surely you don’t mean me

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Jesus: 

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Judas: *betrays jesus*

Jesus:

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Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!

Jesus:

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:

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Originally posted by papermagazine

Jesus:

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Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”

Jesus:

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(via ruinedchildhood)

jabiru-crocuta:

unclefather:

I have been fooled

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

(Source: greyhorsephoto, via captaincfox)

thehighpriestofreverseracism:
“totheonedegree:
“ oxfordsandafros:
“ liferuining-soulsnatcher:
“ travitrav:
“ cocoabutterscented:
“”
Yoooooo!!! 👀👀👀
”
I never knew I needed something so badly until this
” ”
Yes yes
”
WORD
”

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

totheonedegree:

oxfordsandafros:

liferuining-soulsnatcher:

travitrav:

cocoabutterscented:

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Yoooooo!!! 👀👀👀

I never knew I needed something so badly until this

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Originally posted by gifsodiana92

Yes yes

WORD

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jazzisback:

the-anal-destiny:

The artistry.

award winning

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18thcentury-turnt:

morelikecreamhuff:

nethilia:

nopeabsolutelynot:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

tyleroakley:

peacelovelesbian:

libby-on-the-label:

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

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whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thecreach:

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

kathereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

The baby yell

She’s such a patient mom

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

A GOOD MOM

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largecoin:
“ she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door
”

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

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ruinedchildhood:

This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.

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